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And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
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Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window.
Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy: If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.
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You can enjoy a beer any time of the month.
No, but I can get close enough that it won't make any difference.
Waste any more time and you won't get any older.... -- Avo
Reading USENET is like drinking from a firehose, you'll get very wet but you probably will still be thirsty.
-- Steve Steinberg...
18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
-- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
If you can read this, you're too close; get off my grave, idiot! -- Written on grave