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ANOINT: To Grease A King Or Other Great Functionary Already Sufficiently Slippery.
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ANOINT:
To grease a king or other great
functionary already sufficiently slippery.
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Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good....
Great Gobs o' goose grease! A compute
Playing an endgame with a king and no other pieces.
And he that stands upon a slippery place Makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King John -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
Slippery when wet.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.