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• Monorail One, you are cleared for hotel dispatch.
• Computer: an amazingly stupid device that does what you tell it at high speed
• Anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Danny?
• I went to my first computer conference at the New York Hilton about 20 years ago.
  When somebody there predicted the market for microprocessors would eventually be in the millions, someone else said, ``Where are they all going to go?...
• You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. -- In a Japanese hotel
• It's eight o'clock, sir!" "Why the devil didn't you tell me that before?" -- Overheard in hotel
• Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters.
• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...