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Be Sociable. Speak To The Person Next To You In The Unemployment Line Tomorrow.
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Be sociable.
Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.
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Be sociable. Speak to the person next to you in the unemployment line tomorrow.
The person next to you needs a hug.
The person next to you needs a smile.
What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line.
The person next to you might be able to help you.
You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
You are a sociable, outgoing person with an honest face who applies your talents creatively to academic and business pursuits.
Your calculus grades may be misleading, but skill at lying, deception, and abusing people's trust is much more useful than calculus anyway....
Procrastination day is tomorrow, or the next day!