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BACCHUS: A Convenient Deity Invented By The Ancients As An Excuse For Getting Drunk.
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BACCHUS:
A convenient deity invented by the ancients
as an excuse for getting drunk.
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Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
BACCHUS, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Is public worship, then, a sin, That for devotions paid to Bacchus The lictors dare to run us in, And resolutely thump and whack us?...
The rich are getting richer and the poor are getting drunk. -- The Replaceme
If nothing beats getting drunk, given a choice, I'd take the nothing.
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
Corrollary: Following the rules will not get the job done....
Look back at the last year. You've done well, haven't you?
Celebrate by getting drunk and consummating your self-love....
Sheets can be kept clean by getting drunk and falling asleep with your clothes on.
-- P. J. O'Rourke...