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Basic Definitions Of Science: If It's Green Or Wiggles, It's Biology.
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Basic Definitions of Science:
If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics....
Murphy's Guide to modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
Handy Guide to Modern Science (1) If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
(2) If it stinks, it's chemistry. (3) If it doesn't work, it's physics....
1. If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. 2. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
3. If it doesn't work, it's physics. 4. If it's incomprehensible, it's mathematics....
If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work it's physics.
The basic science is not physics or mathematics but biology--the study of life.
We must learn to think both logically and bio-logically. -- Edward Abbey...
All science is either physics or stamp collecting. -- E.
Rutherford (who later won a Nobel prize in Chemistry)...
Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab. Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab. Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab....
There was no chemistry or biology, so we're history. -- Someone's Ex