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• Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's die
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  -- Ed Bluestone...
• Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you may diet!
• You want the real diet of success? You want the great secret?
  You want to know how to shed those unwanted pounds?...
• If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight.
  -- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory...
• If you want to clear your system out, sit on a piece of cheese and swallow a mouse.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
• If at first you don't recede, DIET, DIET, again!
• Life's a bitch, and then you diet!