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Before Marriage The Three Little Words Are "I Love You," After Marriage They Are "Let's Eat Out.
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Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage
they are "Let's eat out."
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Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said.
After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon....