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• I'd rather be tried by twelve than carried by six.
• Guns are generally pretty robust, their only enemies are rust and politicians." -- Jeff Coope
• It is better to never have tried anything than to have tried something and failed.
  -- motto of jerks, weenies and losers everywhere...
• Truman: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date.
  Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned, Shelley and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills....
• It is better to have tried and failed than to have failed to try, but the result's the same.
  -- Mike Denniso...
• The following is a memo from the superintendent of the Mylar school district.
  "A recent six-month study, in which breakfast was made available at school for 100 schoolchildren ages five to twelve, found that children on the breakfast plan were less likely than other children to be absent from or late for school....
• Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.
• The average cucumber is at least six inches long. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• The conclusions seem inescapable that in certain circles a tendency has arisen to fear people who fear government.
  Government, as the Father of Our Country put it so well, is a dangerous servant and a fearful master....