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Beware Of Strong Drink. It Can Make You Shoot At Tax Collectors -- And Miss.
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Beware of strong drink. It can make you
shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love"
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Be wary of strong drink.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
When the need arises -- and it does -- you must be able to shoot your own dog.
Don't farm it out -- that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse....
Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
-- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind
it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate - and quickly....
Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A.
Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...