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• Be suspicious of all non-native-born Esperanto speakers.
• The following appeared in the editorial section of a student newspaper.
  "In a recent survey, most students who were studying beginning Russian gave higher course-evaluation ratings to classes taught by non-native Russian speakers than to classes taught by native Russian speakers....
• SMILEY :-)* speaks Esperanto
• After dark all cats are leopards. Native American Proverb (Zuni)
• Public speakers do it orally.
• REAL Sysops disconnect the Speakers !!
• Speakers do it with pointers.
• He probably types in Esperanto on his Dvorak keyboard...
• But to my mind, though I am native here And to the manner born, it is a custom More honoured in the breach than the observance.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 4...