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But, Officer, He's Not Drunk, I Just Saw His Fingers Twitch!
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But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
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I just held my hand up to this buzz saw and lost one of my fingers!
What do you make of that?...Damn--there goes another!...
I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTIE..
Take me drunk officer - I'm home.
I see!, said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. -- Fred Alle
Gee officer, I just wondered how fast SPEED READ was.
A very drunk man is trying his key on a hole in the lamp post.
A police officer comes by, notices that the man is terribly drunk and suggests that there is no one home in the lamp post....
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. -- John Husto
What is it I got that makes them twitch? -- Marilyn Monroe