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• Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there....
• Are people more important than the grizzly bear? Only from the point of view of some people.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• You know, I used to think a car was just a way of getting from point A to point B -- and on weekends, point C.
  But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on a 1979 Honda Accord....
• Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
  b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn....
• NOTICEBOARD A large board placed somewhere in the office, where administrative- type people place important notices that no-one ever reads.
  Also the location of very bad cartoons on the subject of office life, pinned up by the office wag....
• From the very beginning dogs set out to please their masters, not the other way around .
  .. They were put to work to perform a wide variety of chores....
• Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
  What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...