Carperpetuation, N: The Act, When Vacuuming, Of Running Over A String At Least A Dozen Time

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carperpetuation, n:
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen
times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting
it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

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