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Cats Are Intended To Teach Us That Not Everything In Nature Has A Function. -- Garrison Keillo
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
-- Garrison Keillor
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. -- Garrison Keillo
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