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• Chicken Soup, n.: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC.
  The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother....
• When your computer has a virus, DON'T use chicken soup.
• Love is dope, not chicken soup. I mean, love is something to be passed around freely, not spooned down someone's throat for their own good by a Jewish mother who cooked it all by herself.
• zapped adj. Spicy. This term is used to distinguish between food that is hot (in temperature) and food that is spicy-hot.
  For example, the Chinese appetizer Bon Bon Chicken is a kind of chicken salad that is cold but zapped...
• Why can you only have two doors on a chicken coop? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
• laser chicken n. Kung Pao Chicken, a standard Chinese dish containing chicken, peanuts, and hot red peppers in a spicy pepper-oil sauce.
  Many hackers call it `laser chicken' for two reaso...