Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling
the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years
the dirt doesn't get any worse.
-- Quentin Crisp

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Dille...
There's no real need to do housework, after four years it doesn't get any worse.
Save your money. -- Phyllis Dille
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Cleaning Your House While Your Kids Are Still Growing Is Like Shoveling The Walk Before It Stops Snowing.

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