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COMPUTER: An Electronic Entity Which Performs Sequences Of Useful Steps In A Totally Understandable, Rigorously Logical Manner.
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COMPUTER:
An electronic entity which performs sequences of useful steps in a
totally understandable, rigorously logical manner. If you believe
this, see me about a bridge I have for sale in Manhattan.
Related:
If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale...
Science seldom proceeds in the straightforward logical manner imagined by outsiders.
Instead, its steps forward (and sometimes backward) are often very human events in which personalities and cultural traditions play major roles....
Nowadays, kids express their individuality by dressing in a most bizarre manne
with unusual hair styles, all of which conform rigorously to the code for these things which the kids understand, even if you don't....
Computer: "Please enter program." Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship.
Let me see it!" Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters....
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
This is, of course, totally uninformed speculation that I engage in to help support my bias against such meddling.
.. but there you have it....
Do you know what I learned from you? I learned what is possible, and now I must hold out for what I thought we had.
I want to be very close to someone I respect and admire and have somebody who feels the same way about me....
Have you seen the bridge?