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• Critic, n.: A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• critic, n.: A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• CRITIC, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.
  There is a land of pure delight, Beyond the Jordan's flood, Where saints, apparelled all in white, Fling back the critic's mud....
• He lives by rule who lives himself to please. -- Crabbe
• A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him what he meant.
  -- Wilson Mizne...
• Kleptomaniac: A person who helps himself because he can't help himself. -- Henry Morga
• A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself. MORGAN
• A critic is a person who knows the way but can't drive the car.