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• And it does matter. An honest man or woman is an honest man or woman more because he or she is honest in the small
  everyday things that "don't matter" individually, but which make up a well-lived life, than because of some single great temptation that was passed....
• The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two
  he first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know....
• I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life savings in yeast!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Just look at that face. The face of a thinker, a warrior, a man for all seasons.
  Yet, Ira Graves was not perfect. Perhaps his greatest flaw was that he was too selfless....
• Those who fear death most are those who enjoy life least. -- Edward Abbey
• In 1987 approximately 100,000 people had a total of about 25 tons of fat liposuctioned from their bodies.
  This is enough body to make 325 more people. However, they would really be in bad shape physically....
• A programmer from a very large computer company went to a software conference and then returned to report to his manager, saying
  What sort of programmers work for other companies?...
• The greatest awards in life are those you bestow.
• Those who know the least know it the loudest.