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• Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
  It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?...
• You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading.
  ..and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed?...
• What did you bring that book I didn't want to be read to out of about Down Under up for?
• Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot that shot down the Korean jet?
  At one point he definitely states: Natasha!...
• I stole this tagline from someone else!
• Iowa State -- the high school after high school! -- Crow T. Robo