Do You Suffer Painful Elimination? -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming With Gotos" Do You Suffer Painful Recrimination?

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Do you suffer painful elimination?
-- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"

Do you suffer painful recrimination?
-- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"

Do you suffer painful illumination?
-- Isaac Newton, "Optics"

Do you suffer painful hallucination?
-- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda

The Irish people do not gladly suffer common sense.
The painful burden of having nothing to do. -- Nicolas Boileau-Desp�reaux
Skinner: I do want to come back, but it doesn't sound like Flanders is going to get fired.
Bart: Oh, I think I could get him fired. I got you fired, didn't I?...
If you suffer, thank God! - it is a sure sign that you are alive. -- Elbert Hubbard
I thought you were insufferable. Now you'll just suffer.
If Congress must do a painful thing, the thing must be done in an odd-number year. -- Pickle's Law
Pickle's Law: If Congress must do a painful thing, the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
Structured programmers DO it OD.
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.
-- Stephen Still...

Do You Suffer Painful Elimination? -- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming With Gotos" Do You Suffer Painful Recrimination?

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