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Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers! -- Firesign Theatre
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Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
-- Firesign Theatre
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But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!
-- Firesign Theatre, Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Plie...
HEY! Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.
mudhead n. Commonly used to refer to a MUD player who eats, sleeps, and breathes MUD.
Mudheads have been known to fail their degrees, drop out, etc....
Danger, you haven't seen the last of me! No, but the first of you turns my stomach!
-- The Firesign Theatre's Nick Dange...
....and his hideous clockwork dog, Toto...." -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra
....and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans." -- Firesign Theatre's HOW TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE
We're all Bozos on this bus." -- The Firesign Theatre, from the alblum of the same name
I think we're all Bozos on this bus. -- Firesign Theatre
Beware! Your brain may no longer be the boss. -- Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong