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Eat One Live Toad The First Thing In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You The Rest Of The Day.
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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse
will happen to you the rest of the day.
[Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]
Related:
Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
Nothing will ever happen to you.
Magicians must exercise caution in all things. Each of you has heard the story of the mage who perfected the gold producing spell, only to be crushed by his newfound wealth.
Less well known is the story of the sorcerer who turned everyone he didn't like into a toad, until the day he exercised the spell on an entire unfriendly village and was found the next morning hopped to death....