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• A pig ate his fill of acorns under an oak tree and then started to root around the tree.
  A crow remarked, `You should not do this. If you lay bare the roots, the tree will wither and die....
• Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out of his way, but must accept his lot calmly, even if they roll a few stones upon it.
  -- Albert Schweitze...
• Great oaks from little acorns grow
• Man is a blind, witless, low-brow, anthropocentric clod who inflicts lesions upon the earth.
  -- Ian McHarg...
• Homer: Hey, Barney, am I a pig? Barney: You're even more of a pig than I am!
  [huge belch] -- From someone who should know, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• SMILEY :@) pig
• The night I filled an inside straight: Even a blind hog's gonna root up an acorn once in a while.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• After a few years in cyberspace, even Danny starts to look good!
• PIETY, n. Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man.
  The pig is taught by sermons and epistles To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles....