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• Ever Onward! Ever Onward! We're bound for the top to never fall
  Right here and now we thankfully Pledge sincerest loyalty To the corporation that's the best of all Our leaders we revere and while we're here, Let's show the world just what we think of them!...
• There's a thrill in store for all for we're about to toast The corporation that we represent.
  We're here to cheer each pioneer and also proudly boast, Of that man of men our sterling president The name of T....
• There's a thrill in store for all for we're about to toast The corporation that we represent.
  We're here to cheer each pioneer and also proudly boast, Of that man of men our sterling president The name of T....
• The one great gift to humankind from our nuclear physicists has been the nuclear bomb.
  How can we ever thank them? -- Edward Abbey...
• Life is a series of experiences, each of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to realize this.
  For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and griefs which we endure help us in our marching onward....
• We have not succeeded in resolving all our problems the answers we have found only serve to raise a whole new set of questions.
  In some ways, we feel as confised as ever but we now believe that we are confused on a higher level about more important things....
• Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad.
  We watch an appalling amount of TV. Homer: Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television....
• The following appeared in a memorandum written by the vice president of Nature's Way, a chain of stores selling health food and other health-related products.
  "Previous experience has shown that our stores are most profitable in areas where residents are highly concerned with leading healthy lives....
• My own life has been spent chronicling the rise and fall of human systems, and I am convinced that we are terribly vulnerable.
  ... We should be reluctant to turn back upon the frontier of this epoch....