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• Every time I go to the board with these notes I write down something completely different.
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
• Data: "It is perplexing to me that the Ullians' ability to retrieve memory is so highly prized.
  If an event were important enough to be recovered, why would it have been forgotten?...
• You can do the same thing a number of different ways.
• Computers do the same thing every time!
• Al Jeeter: Goes to same job every day!
• Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
  -- Mark Twai...
• There's something you don't see every day. -- "Ghostbuste
• You learn something useless every day.