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Between The Legs Of The Women Walking By, The Dadaists Imagined A Monkey Wrench And The Surrealists A Crystal Cup.
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Between the legs of the women walking by, the dadaists imagined a monkey
wrench and the surrealists a crystal cup. That's lost.
-- Ivan Chtcheglov
Related:
MONKEY WRENCH -- a spasm in the orgasm chasm.
If you've seen one Grand Canyon, you've seen them all. -- a member of the Monkey Wrench Gang
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs.
You ought to take the bull between the legs.
There's a vas deferens between men and women.
21) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal
I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.