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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Father sheep: What's wrong, Jeremiah? Jeremiah
  It's not fair. My brother Joseph has a sin to confess....
• A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game Warden....
• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
• The ability to say no is one of the greatest gifts any parent can have.
  Well, unless you count the ability to stay with this position in spite of all the requests that are made for reconsideration....
• The Box, 1969 by Kendrew LaSalles Once upon a time
  in the land of Hush-a-Bye, Around about the wonderous days of yore, They came across a sort of box, all bound with chains and locked with locks, And labeled, "Kindly Do Not Touch....
• Bart: [shudders] I hate this place. Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house, but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality to it.
  Ned: Hey, kids! Nachos, Flanders style -- that's cucumbers with cottage cheese....
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• Owner: So you kids fancy yourselves experts, eh? Ba
  Well, between us we've read all 814 issues of "Radioactive Man"....