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FORTUNE ANSWERS THE TOUGH QUESTIONS: #3 Q: Why Haven't You Graduated Yet?
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FORTUNE ANSWERS THE TOUGH QUESTIONS: #3
Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
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