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• Beverly: "I couldn't even *guess* at your I.Q. level now.
  Barclay: "Probably somewhere between twelve-hundred and fourteen-fifty....
• Beverly: "There's something else, Captain. He taught violin technique at the music school last night.
  Riker: "I didn't know Barclay played the violin." Beverly...
• Beverly: "Worf, I have an opening in my workshop." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate Unknow
• Riker: "You said he made a pass at you, but you failed to mention whether he was successful or not.
  Troi: [Just smiles] Riker: [Looks at Beverly] Beverly...
• Beverly: "Lieutenant, you could very well be the most advanced human being who has ever lived.
  -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3...
• Barclay: "You shouldn't have to wait too long for the results.
  Beverly: "What do you mean?" Barclay: "Couldn't you use a global mode in your scanner?...
• Riker: "Barclay! Barclay? What's going on? Barclay!
  Barclay: "Yes, Commander, it's me." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3...
• Beverly: "If I remember correctly, the last time you graced my Sickbay, you were diving off the Cliffs of Heaven on Sumico IV, Holodeck Program Forty-Seven C.
  Kristin: "Same thing, only that time I flattened out when I should've tucked....
• Picard: "Thank you, Mister Barclay." Barclay: "You're welcome, Captain.
  Barclay out." -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2...