From The Crystal Swirling Waters, Of The Rio Amazon, To The Sacred Halls Of Bayonne, Where We Stand Pajamas On.

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From the crystal swirling waters,
Of the Rio Amazon,
To the sacred halls of Bayonne,
Where we stand pajamas on. (It's the only thing that rhymes.)
From ev'ry hallowed venue,
Ev'ry forest, mount and vale,
Your butt is on the menu
And the check is in the mail.
-- The Piranha Club Anthem, to the tune of "De Camptown Races"

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