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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• All you need is a can of shaving cream, some liquid nitrogen, and a good imagination. -- Anon.
• MAKE MONEY FAST FROM SLASHDOT!!!!!! You are probably familiar with the Slashdot.
  org "News for Nerds" site. You've probably heard about the "Slashdot Effect"....
• 1) Take an old record album cover. 2) Fill the insides with shaving cream.
  3) Place it halfway under a locked door to the victim's office, home, room, etc....
• Review Questions (1) If Nerd on the planet Nutley starts out in his spaceship at 20 KPH, and his speed doubles every 3.
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• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• Hacker's Guide To Cooking: 2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver wrappings that doesn't really come from Philadelphia after all
  anyway, about 16 oz.) 1 tsp. vanilla extract (which is more alcohol than vanilla and pretty strong so this part you *GOTTA* measure) 1/4 cup sugar (but honey works fine too) 8 oz....