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• binary four n. [Usenet] The finger, in the sense of `digitus impudicus'.
  This comes from an analogy between binary and the hand, i....
• You put your left index finger on your eye and your right index finger on the [Camembert].
  ... If they sort of feel the same, the cheese is ready. -- M. Taittinge...
• Gy-ro-scope: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpindicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually perpendicular axes results from application of torque to the other when the wheel is spinning and so that the entire apparatus offers considerable opposition depending on the angular momentum to any torque that would change the direction of the axis of spin.
  -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary...
• Gyroscope, n.: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually perpendicular axes results from application of torque to the other when the wheel is spinning and so that the entire apparatus offers considerable opposition depending on the angular momentum to any torque that would change the direction of the axis of spin.
  -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary...
• gy-ro-scope: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpindicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually perpendicular axes results from application of torque to the other when the wheel is spinning and so that the entire apparatus offers considerable opposition depending on the angular momentum to any torque that would change the direction of the axis of spin.
  -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary...
• gy-ro-scope: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpindicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually perpindicular axes results from application of torque to the other when the wheel is spinning and so that the entire apparatus offers considerable opposition depending on the angular momentum to any torque that would change the direction of the axis of spin.
  -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary...
• Television only proves that people will look at anything -- rather than each other.
• Modem: A peripheral used in the unsuccessful attempt to get two computers to communicate with each other.