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• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
• It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them....
• IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
  They eat fish." Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!...
• If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
  -- The Angler's Credo...
• Sometimes I eat fish just for the halibut ...
• Teach a man to fish, he'll eat fish the rest of his life.
  Teach a fish to learn, and soon the fish will all be running around in schools!...
• Bugger me with a fish fork.
• What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
• Homer: Oh, I miss Marge. Lisa, you're smart; help me trick her into taking me back!
  Lisa: Dad, you can't trick somebody into loving you....