Related:

• A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud.
• If you can't tell a fib, make it a BIG lie.
• Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back.
  They wear long boots, hard boots; they walk off proud...
• I'll get all of you someday. I'll wipe out your whole family.
• The intensity of anxiety when you tell a lie is nothing compared to the relief when you find out it is believed.
  -- John Francis Putnam (1964)...
• Wake up all you citizens, hear your country's call, Not to arms and violence, But peace for one and all.
  Crush out hate and prejudice, fear and greed and sin, Help bring back her dignity, restore her faith again....
• Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
  -- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Del, age 6...
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on plane
  why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?...