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• Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwi
• For a deliciously good time." -- Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre
• Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in this country.
  The remainder is thrown out....
• We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves to be like other people. -- Arthur Schopenhaue
• A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
  -- Alfred Hitchcock...
• But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!
  -- Firesign Theatre, Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Plie...
• A power so great, it can only be used for Good or Evil!
  -- Firesign Theatre, "The Giant Rat of Summatra...