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• Happiness, n.: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• happiness, adv: Finding the owner of a lost bikini.
• Happiness, like misery, is usually self-inflicted.
• Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
  -- Joseph Addiso...
• The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not our circumstances.
  -- Martha Washingto...
• While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.