Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus?

Hear About The Californian Terrorist That Tried To Blow Up A Bus?

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Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus?
Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Leela: You guys distract the were-car, and I'll kill it by plugging its exhaust pipe with this silver potato.