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• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying "O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bi
  in thy mercy" and the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orang-utangs and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and....
• BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments Chapter Two Verses Nine to Twenty One.
  ANOTHER MONK: And St. Attila raised his hand grenade up on high saying O Lord bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
  -- Classic Python from MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL...
• Then shalt thou count to three. No more, no less.
• First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin.
• You are made a Guardian of the Order of Paladins! You are given a Holy Hand Grenade (of Antioch).
  You hear a nasal monotone in the distance.... '...and the number of thy counting shall be 3...'...
• ROBIN: The what? ARTHUR: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
  'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard always carries with him....