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Him: "Your skin is so soft. Are you a model?"
Her: "No," [blush] "I'm a cosmetologist."
Him: "Really? That's incredible...
It must be very tough to handle weightlessness."
-- "The Jerk"
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Quimby: In the spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I think.
You two screwed up royal! Worker: Ya know, I really don't feel like being blamed....
Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.
--Napoleon I...
That boss of yours must be a real prick," commiserated the fellow in response to his date's bitter complaints about the situation in her office.
Not really," said the girl, "He's such a phony that I prefer to classify him as a dildo....
Marge: What were you thinking, sending Bart to such an awful place?
Homer: I was trying to punish him exactly like you would....
A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....
I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, This is what I wish.
The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....