Historians Have Now Definitely Established That Juan Cabrillo, Discoverer Of California, Was Not Looking For Kansas, Thus Setting A Precedent That Continues To This Day.

Historians Have Now Definitely Established That Juan Cabrillo, Discoverer Of California, Was Not Looking For Kansas, Thus Setting A Precedent That Continues To This Day.

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Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer
of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that
continues to this day.
-- Wayne Shannon

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