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• But there 's nothing half so sweet in life As love's young dream.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Love's Young Dream...
• Young farmer with 100 acres would be pleased to hear from young lady with tractor.
  Please send photograph of tractor....
• Gone With The Wind LITE(tm) -- by Margaret Mitchell A woman only likes men she can't have and the South gets trashed.
  Gift of the Magii LITE(tm) -- by O. Henry A husband and wife forget to register their gift preferences....
• Horace Greeley did not say, "Go West, young man." He said, "It's the first door on the left, kid.
  -- Jack Dougla...
• American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it.
  Consequently, any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations in a car, probing into unfamiliar corners....
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
• When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman.
  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. -- Robert Schuma...
• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....