Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Household Hint: If You Are Out Of Cream For Your Coffee, Mayonnaise Makes A Dandy Substitute.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
Household hint:
If you are out of cream for your coffee,
mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute.
Related:
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed, chocolate makes it worthwhile
Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin.
Brought to you by the people who made "out of context" a household word
Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth!
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
-- Norm Crosby...
A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock.
You will lose your present job and have to become a door to door mayonnaise salesman.