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I Am A Computer. I Am Dumber Than Any Human And Smarter Than Any Administrator.
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I am a computer.
I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
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I am a computer -- dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
-- ...understanding Bureaucracy......
I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions?
I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc. 3...
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
To any truly impartial person, it would be obvious that I am always right.
I am defeated, and I know it, if I meet any human being from whom I find myself unable to learn anything.
-- George Herbert Palme...
Data: "I have often wondered what it must be like to have one's mouth.
..water in anticipation of the arrival of a confection....
I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you.