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I Called My Parents The Other Night, But I Forgot About The Time Difference.
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I called my parents the other night, but I forgot about the time difference.
They're still living in the fifties.
-- Strange de Jim
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I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.
I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one. -- Strange de Jim...
At last I've found the girl of my dreams. Last night she said to me, "Once more, Strange, and this time *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie.
-- Strange de Jim...
Mmm. I forgot about that.
We should be glad we're living in the time that we are.
If any of us had been born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken out and shot....
I don't know about you, but my parents are always right.
Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
I forgot to take my memory pills!
Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.