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• Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish thought he stood Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
  The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame All mimsy were the borogroves Came whuffling through the tulgey wood And the mome raths outgrabe....
• Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
  "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! All mimsy were the borogroves The jaws that bite, the claws And the mome raths outgrabe....
• Vote as an individual; lemmings end up falling off cliffs.
  Camaraderie is no substitute for common sense, and being your own man will make you sleep better....
• Quote #79 `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe
  All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe....
• Sometimes the best law of all is no law at all. Not all the world's ills are susceptible to legislative correction.
  -- Pierre S. du Po...
• You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than sue
  Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...
• Often the young, the untraveled, the naive, the unsophisticated deplore these formalities as "empty", "meaningless", or dishonest", and scorn to use them.
  No matter how "pure" their motives, they thereby throw sand into machinery that does not work to well at best....
• Aigner's Axiom: No matter how well you perform your job, a superior will seek to modify the results.