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• T is sweet to hear the watch-dog's honest bark Bay deep-mouth'd welcome as we draw near home
  'T is sweet to know there is an eye will mark Our coming, and look brighter when we come....
• Why are we all put here to suffer and die?
• Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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