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I Feel Sorry For Your Brain... All Alone In That Great Big Head...
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I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...
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Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbaue
Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
As a general rule of thumb, never trust anybody who's been in therapy for more than 15 percent of their life span.
The words "I am sorry" and "I am wrong" will have totally disappeared from their vocabulary....
Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time?
Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence! -- N. Hawthorne...
Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...