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• Never be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion. -- H. H. Munro
• I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.
  What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. -- Saki (H. H. Munro)...
• Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts. -- H. H. Munro ("Saki") (1870-1916)
• A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
  -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "The Square Egg...
• He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death -- H. H. Munro (1870-1916)
• Women and elephants never forget an injury. -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "Reginald", 1904
• Prompt $h$h$h$h$h$h$h$h
• The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.
  It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. -- H. L. Mencke...
• Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden dange
  he child will turn instinctively for more assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance....